Score: 0

"Ick"

submission: Polar Bear

date: December 5, 2009

So you fill a winter wonderland with bad music, a happy-go-lucky polar bear, and a bunch of lame snow cliches (snowballs, snow angel, snowman building, snowflake on tongue, snow sled, snowman melting), and you expect me to think this is "good"? There's nothing unique about it. It's not noteworthy in any way, shape, or form.

The only that was "OK" was the fan blowing the penguin at the end. (That wording sounds naughty.) Other than that, the rest of this just did not deliver.

Score: 7

"Alrighty then..."

submission: The Things We Never Said

date: November 21, 2009

God-awful music.

Who would have guessed that someone with a screen name like tacobuttfish had a soft side.

Score: 10

"lol"

submission: 2012 in 30 seconds

date: November 19, 2009

Makes me want to see the movie.

Score: 8

"try sketching this..."

submission: Sketched - Babies

date: November 19, 2009

Babies.... Alright then. S for Super. U for Underestimated. C for Crazy. K for Kool. (space) M for Marvelous. Y for Yayyy! (space) P for Phat. E for Effort. N for Nice. I for Incredible. And one more S for Something... What does that spell???

Hey Jeff, tell "Thoronir" that the asshole says Hi. And tell that fatass Bill that his voice acting is lousy. Other than that, good jobs. (Except you, Bill)

Score: 10

"woo"

submission: In The Dark- Abortion

date: November 15, 2009

I'd bang the Abortion mother.

Score: 3

"no... just no."

submission: Lets All Kill Eachother

date: November 14, 2009

You spent 2 months on this? It's stick figures. And quite frankly, it doesn't deliver for a stick figure fighter--especially not with all that's been accomplished before this. Just a little over 30 deaths? Not even a full minute long? With a title like "Let's Just All Kill Eachother" I was expecting multitudes of stickmen mindlessly battling to their deaths. The final fight came way too quick, and you couldn't even deliver that. I really don't care if you bother to go back and make Stretch Armstrong finish his short-lived battle with Bazooka Bill. You didn't even let him fire off one shot? You honestly couldn't have finished that for something THIS short?

It's so sad how anybody would rate something like this 10. Far too many high-score whores lurking around this site.

Score: 10

"nice"

submission: Dr. Mario with Lyrics

date: November 12, 2009

Hehe. Very catchy, indeed. I loved this.

Score: 10

"punted!"

submission: Bitey of Brackenwood

date: November 11, 2009

The fart flubber/foreskin face got what it deserved.

Score: 4

"Could've been better"

submission: Crotchless Chaps

date: November 10, 2009

Long, drawn-out, dry. Overall, unfunny.

Score: 10

"this is a jewel"

submission: Sweet Dreams, Timmy.

date: November 10, 2009

Roflmao.

Author, you definitely make flashes based on your screen name. 2good2b4goten indeed.